Archive for October, 2007

Enough with the unnecessary apostrophes

October 26, 2007  |  Typo  |  Comments Off

Employee's typo

I was in Smyths toy shop recently. Along one of the aisles was a note for staff about the evacuation plan in case of a fire.

Employee’s must walk not run…” – drop the apostrophe and consider adding a comma after “walk.” And don’t capitalise “Point.”

Better still, drop over the to Borders Books and buy a book.

Is the site actually finished?

October 18, 2007  |  Laziness, Web Dev  |  Comments Off

This weekend my wife and I are attending an ante natal class at the Springfield Hotel in Leixlip. Off to the website to get directions.

Nice looking site.

I clicked on ‘Maps’ at the bottom of the page. Nothing happened. The url in the status bar showed a ‘#’ so I waited for a popup window. Nothing happened. I looked at the source code (no tables – good stuff) and was quite surprised to see:

<a href="#">Maps</a>

for all 15 links in the footer! (i.e. no url, no javascript for a popup, no nuthin).

I did find the directions via the Contact Us link at the top of the page. Unfortunately the directions seem to have been copied from the AA Route Planner – they are horribly verbose. The M50 and M1 toll prices are out of date too.

The page also mentions getting their by rail but omits which Leixlip station to use and directions from the station to the hotel (it’s Leixlip Confey and it’s about 1.25 miles from the station to the hotel).

It then lists three Dublin Bus routes to Leixlip but gives a link to CIE’s website instead of to the timetables of each route.

I reported the links, directions and train issues a week ago. Nothing has changed except for a typo (City Center -> City Centre) being fixed.

Opperation

October 17, 2007  |  Typo  |  Comments Off

Opperation typo

I was walking through Blanchardstown Centre at the weekend. There was a glaring typo on one of the parking signs. Opperation should drop the second ‘p’. Doesn’t anyone check these signs before they are printed? After they are printed? Before they are sent out?  I hope the same typos aren’t at Connolly Hospital (groan).

As Blanchardstown Centre management have not been helpful in previous occasions, I am not writing to inform them of this error.

Find the phone number

October 15, 2007  |  Shudder, Web Dev  |  Comments Off

A friend asked me to look at the website for Cronin moving company because he couldn’t find the phone number. He wasn’t mistaken, it’s not on the site! Nor is the company address! The phone book was used to get the number.

This omissions violates item 7 (Hidden Contact Details) in 10 reasons why your website sucks. In the list it gives Amazon.co.uk as an example. From a web development perspective, the site is horrible – look at the source code. Shudder. It appears to have been generated by Adobe GoLive 4 (AFAIK current version is GoLive 9).

Ingenuity in web design

October 7, 2007  |  Shudder, Typo, Web Dev  |  Comments Off

Recently a new web design company asked those on the boards.ie Webmaster forum to review their website. It was a bloodbath.

The thread started off without a link to the site. As soon as that was rectified the massacre started. The site is so bad that some thought it was a joke.

Are you tired of being quoted ridiculous for the design of a site. Nowadays, with the cost of internet access getting cheaper, it’s of the utmost imporance that a company have it’s own web page(s) presence.

That’s where we come in! Here @ WebPagesIreland, we have many years of combined experience to help you achieve a web page that’s Quality, Ingenuity, Ubiquity, & Design.

Tired of being quoted ridiculous what? “imporance” is spelt wrong. “it’s” should be “its”. “page(s)” should be omitted. The guy in the photo on the site looks sleazy.

Childrens do learn

October 3, 2007  |  Grammar, Shudder  |  Comments Off

I haven’t seen any typos since my last post but did hear George Bush’s grammer gaff on The Daily Show last week (each show is broadcast the following night on More4).

They showed the clip where President Bush stated, in front of a class of New York school kids, that “Childrens do learn.”

Among many other gaffs, this one sits right alongside the “Is our children learning?” from his first election campaign. The same article also mentions the president’s recent speech to the U.N. General Assembly where he was using a phonetic pronunciation guide for the names of world leaders!