Archive for August, 2007

Your Irish

August 29, 2007  |  Shudder, Typo  |  Comments Off

In an high density estate near me is a car with a corny bumper sticker on the rear bumper. It has a pathetic typo. Equally bad is the probable Irish-American source of the thing. Some might find the leprechaun image offensive, I think it’s pathetic.

Typo on the vine

August 27, 2007  |  Shudder, Typo  |  Comments Off

Rippened (sic) tomatoes

You rarely see typos in packaging, probably a result of reviews by multiple sets of eyes. Tesco have missed on on their Tomatoes on the vine product. These are Rippened (sic) on the vine for fuller flavour.

I wonder how many of these stickers Tesco has already printed and how long it will be before a corrected version appears. That’s if they answer my email.

He ain’t heavy … he’s empty

August 22, 2007  |  Laziness  |  Comments Off

The wheel was a fantastic invention, makes moving stuff around really easy.

The wheelie bin was a nice follow-on, making it easy for citizens to move their overflowing bins to the side of the road. It also makes it easy for the binmen Waste Management operatives to bring the bin to the truck where a mechanical arm lifts and empties the bin.
The binman’s operative’s heart rate is still close to resting rate. This is all quite the opposite of the times gone by when coalmen and binmen (they weren’t “operatives” back then) hauled heavy loads on their back.

Since things are so much easier now, why they hell can’t the lads (I’ve never seen a woman do the job) put the bins back where they found them? I’ve repeatedly asked Fingal’s Waste Management Department to ask the lads to return the bins to the path. Weren’t these people brought up to leave the place as they found it? It’s not as if the empty bins are heavy.

Sorry for inconvinience

August 20, 2007  |  Just Strange, Typo  |  Comments Off

I phoned in and an Indian take away order from Let’s Eat In over the weekend. Mmm, their Dal Makhani dish (black beans in a dark creamy sauce) is excellent.

The take away came with a copy of their new menu – without Dal Makhani! I went online to investigate. I was met with a horrible fixed font – Courier New. And, three nice typos:

We are not taking online order for Blanchardstown branch untill next week.

Sorry for inconvinience

Maybe that’s the phonetical spelling for people in Blanch. BTW, the correct spellings are orders, until and (the) inconvenience.

Monday afternoon: “Our valued customers from Blanchardstown can order online now.”

When will it end?

August 20, 2007  |  Web Dev  |  Comments Off

Riverdance Must End

I recently read Twenty Major’s comment on seeing “Must End” on a Riverdance poster. It’s a thought that many people have. Jogging to work, training for a run, I saw said poster. Unfortunately, like the gophers in Caddyshack, you get rid of the show in one place only for it to pop up somewhere else.

No national pride

August 17, 2007  |  Typo  |  Comments Off

This morning I got my car NCT'd (and passed). On the inside of the door of the men's toilet was a conspiracy theory about NCT failures and the state of Irish roads.

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ntl .. upc … 404

August 13, 2007  |  Typo, Web Dev  |  Comments Off

I was sending out a mass mail for my residents association. One email to ntl.ie bounced. I knew that ntl recently changed the email addresses of their subscribers, probably to upc.ie so I went to ntl.ie to verify.

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